An apple wood antidote

Headline of the Press Democrat had something about Police Tasers...which I read as Poetic Lasers. Am I now reading in anagrams or is is latent dyslexia?

Went to the bookstore with Ginnie. Thought about getting a book by Jim Harrison. My all-time favorite author. The book was 'True North'. This morning I noticed a copy of True North by the bed. I had purchased the book months ago. The fact that I didn't remember was disconcerting. More disconcerting is that the loss of memory incident is simply a harbinger of things to come. "Wrong way, Grandpa. Wrong way".

Got a copy of Mind Hacks today. I can't wait to try a few exercises. I love neurophysiology. It explains why some people are criminals. Not all, but some. Some people are physiologically incapable of self censoring. Of suppressing violent thoughts. We all have violent thoughts, but most of us have a shut- off valve that prevents anti-social or criminal thoughts from becoming manifest. Apparently a few of us were built by low bid electricians and we are missing key wiring. The shut-off valve wiring.

I even entertained thoughts of going back to school...getting a Phd in neurophysiology. Uh, yeah right, like that's going to happen.....of course it would be nice to know exactly how I am going to degenerate and lose my memory through time.....

Okay, okay, I guess that is kind of creepy.

There are apple wood smoked sausages in the refrigerator. Mmm good. Mmm, happy thoughts. An apple wood antidote for creepiness.