My Rules for Life
My rules for life are as follows:
1. If you are going to get drunk and sing karaoke, make sure and do it in a foreign country with no english speaking witnesses....because well you know, "I'm sitting on schtop ov duh woorld, looking down on creashun"...thank god we're in Korea...
2. Never date anyone who takes more than four types of meds especially if two or more are anti-depressants...trust me on this one.
3. It's okay to follow to "follow yr own voice", "dance to the beat of a different drummer", but when the people at the Star Trek convention start whispering behind your back, calling you weird...well, its time to re-evaluate your life. Might not hurt to get a pair of Levi's Dockers and a haircut, eh Sparky?
1. If you are going to get drunk and sing karaoke, make sure and do it in a foreign country with no english speaking witnesses....because well you know, "I'm sitting on schtop ov duh woorld, looking down on creashun"...thank god we're in Korea...
2. Never date anyone who takes more than four types of meds especially if two or more are anti-depressants...trust me on this one.
3. It's okay to follow to "follow yr own voice", "dance to the beat of a different drummer", but when the people at the Star Trek convention start whispering behind your back, calling you weird...well, its time to re-evaluate your life. Might not hurt to get a pair of Levi's Dockers and a haircut, eh Sparky?
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